Men Say The Darndest Things Part Quattro

Check out Part IPart IIPart III. This has now become a combination of OkCupid messages as well as emails to my blog address, youcankissmysass@gmail.com.

If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would kill myself rather than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made by a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself
PS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY RESPOND BEFORE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION ONSET BY REJECTION TAKES OVER MY SOUL

Let the crippling depression set in bro. No one should kill themselves over fornicating with Jessica Alba. Youre a liar. I don’t like liars. At all.

Heyy do you ever miss In n Out?? I thought maybe we might click

DO YOU THINK I’M FAT OR SOMETHING?! Yes, I miss In N Out all the time. Nice segue there. Do you miss In N Out as much as I do? Is that why we might click?

Define “like”.

If an evil witch told you you had to pick between your looks or your personality what would you keep? And don’t get all politically correct on me.

Why would it have to be an evil witch? We all know I don’t have looks going for me, so DUH I’d pick my personality because I’m so charming and lovely, right? Or am I the evil witch?

Lol youre blog is crazy, who piss you off to have it title that name

Your grammar teacher.

There comes those moments when the future itself is unclear. The main thing that makes me move forward is the fear of regretting what I might leave behind, you know? All I know is at this very moment, is my hearts in my hands! Your beautiful, intriguing, and above all from what’s portrayed, genuine. Genuine is very hard to come by so to not try would be asinine. So, this is me putting every inch of myself on the limb and telling you, it would make my world if I had your time.

You can get up off your knees now. Groveling doesn’t get anywhere with me, sorry.

Your blog is probably one of the funniest things I have read in a while. I would love to see the Ghetto Asian chick persona one day. No offense, but i would probably laugh my ass off the whole time.

Until I cut your balls off.

I’m looking for a specific kind of “arrangement” and think you would be perfect. I am a generous, older man, looking to be your benefactor. I will provide you with weekly gifts, and can provide for your education, housing, and will make sure you are taken care of. Let me know if this arrangement suits you. I think you would be a perfect sugar baby.

I don’t know if its sad that this isn’t the first time a sugar daddy / sugar baby proposition hasn’t been made. Is it because I’m Asian? I don’t know. All I know is I’m an INDEPENDENT WO-MAN and I don’t need your money (I mean, extra cash is nice. But not at that price). I can’t decide if I should be flattered, or embarrassed because these types of men tend to seek me out. Like, I don’t get it.

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