9 Things We Learned from Lil Jon’s Reddit AMA

First thing we should know – he doesn’t turn down for anyone… but maybe the TEQUILA POLICE.

What is the one thing I should turn down for?
SLEEEEPPPPPP OR THE POLICE

what one thing makes you turn down?
TEQUILA POLICE

If you were convicted of being too crunk and subsequently sentenced to death, what would be your last words? Last meal?
FUCK IT CHICKEN

He’s stuck in the 90s.

If you were a superhero (and I’m not saying you aren’t one already) what would your hero name be and what would be your superpower?
SKEETER! GET EVERYBODY FUCKED UP

Not sure if really sweet… or JIF commercial…

Who’s your hero?
MOMS

Being Lil Jon is really hard 😦

What’s a day in the life of Lil Jon like vs. a day in the life of Jonathan Smith?
LIL JON IS ON A PLANE OR PARTYING. JONATHAN SMITH IS AT HOME ON THE COUCH WATCHING SWAMP PEOPLE

How often do people yell “what” or “ya” when they see you.
EVERY FUCKIN DAY!

what’s it like being lil jon?
ITS TUFF. I CANT GO ANYWHERE WITH OUT PEOPLE SCREAMING AT ME OR TRYING TO MAKE ME DRINK A SHOT!

He wants to fire Donald Trump.

If you were Donald Trump’s boss, what’s the first thing you’d make him do?
ID FIRE HIM JUS FOR THE HELL OF IT THEN HIRE HIM BACK. N BE LIKE I WAS JUS FUCKIN WIT U

Lil Jon knows a thing or two about foreign affairs.

If you were offered to visit North Korea would you? What would you say to Kim Jong-un?
I DONT KNO. THAS A REALLY FUCKED UP COUNTRY. I SEEN DOCUMENTRIES ABOUT THE REALL N. KOREA N ITS FUCKKKD UP

What’s your opinion on the current crisis in Ukraine?
ITS FUCKED UP

**like honestly, CNN coulen’t have said it any better.

He’s a simple dude really.

What’s your writing process like? What do you like to write on/with?
I LIKE A PAD AND SHARPIE

What is your favorite book and why?
HUMMM ART OF WAR. CAUSE LIFE IS WAR!

If you were able to go back in time and undo the “YEAH!”s, “OK!”s and “WHAT?!”s in your music, would you? Does it ever get annoying to have such well-known catchphrases?
NAH PEOPLE LOVE THAT SHIT. IT BECAME PART OF PEOPLES NORMAL SPEECH

Looking for a pimp cup? Look no further, Lil Jon’s got the hookup.

HEY LIL’ JON, WHERE CAN I FIND AN AWESOME PIMP CHALICE?! HOLLA ATCH YA BOY!!!
DEBBIE THE GLASS LADY IN CHICAGO

ALL CAPS IS JUST A LIL JON THANG.

If you weren’t writing in all caps and multiple exclamation points, I would have been disappointed.
EXACTLY!! TELL THESE OTHER FUCKERS N THE THREAD!

HOW CRUNK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW ON THE SCALE FROM “OKAY” TO “YEAH”
IM NOT CRUNK IM TYPING

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