Who Is Maddy?

Northern California transplant living in New York City. I was born and raised in the Bay Area, California, spent a year in the suburbs of Philadelphia and am now residing in New York City. I have ten fingers and ten toes. I’m an aspiring writer, blogger, man repeller, gastronomy enthusiast, and therefore a fitness freak.

NYU alum with at B.S. in Media, Culture and Communications with a minor in Web Development.

I enjoy writing, drinking, blogging, blogging about drinking, drinking and blogging and any variations of these things.


In Vanity Fair style… the Proust Questionnaire.

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Eating whatever I wanted without gaining a single pound… while wearing no pants, on a beach.

What is your greatest fear?
Losing my family.

Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Sylvia Plath.

Which living person do you most admire?
Anthony Bourdain.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Being an anxiety driven control-freak.

What is the trait you most deplore in others?

What is it that you most dislike?
Ignorance. People who see education as elitist.

What is your greatest extravagance?
Anything that entails during “me time”. ie; champagne, bubble baths, chocolate, ignorance.

What is your favorite journey?
The one which differs from my daily routine.

What do you most value in your friends?
Their fierce loyalty and love. Mutual everything.

What do you dislike most about your appearance?
My boy-ish chest. If you catch my drift.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
“Ridiculous”, “I’m hungry”.

What is your greatest regret?
Not having many things to regret thus far is my only regret.

What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Books, writing.

When and where were you happiest?
In Maui, anytime.

Which talent would you most like to have?
To schmooze with ease.

What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Being a loving daughter, sister and friend.

If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
An omniscient being. That would be cool, no?

What is your most treasured possession?
A delicate diamond necklace from my Dad.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Shame. Ignorance.

Where would you like to live?
Back in California, one day.

What is your favorite occupation?

What is your most marked characteristic?
My perpetual bitch face.

What is the quality you most like in a man?
A sense of humor, open mind, gentleness.

Who are your favorite writers?
Hunter S. Thompson, Charles Jackson, Jack Kerouac, Alain deBotton.

Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Madame Bovary

Who are your heroes in real life?
My mom.

What are your favorite names?
Moxie, Kelly, Boniqua

What is it that you most dislike?
Being lied to, tardiness.

How would you like to die?

What is your motto?
“There’s madness in us all”



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  1. Ha, reading this about me made me chuckle. Because, I know you’re so much more than an aspiring alcoholic writer lmao

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